So uh... Hi

What happened to all of the posts and stuff that I had to check like everyday and still couldn't keep up with you crazy forum trolls?

I assume that Mags has been drunk recently so where are the posts from that?

And Ryz and Drey can't be that busy raiding...





Something fishy is going on.


Hmm.

Drey apparently is my keeper and keeps me locked up until raid time. /nod

I still check it! But nobody else has been posting.

I've been busy Mr. Paasch. Trying to get a new job cause I am overloaded at the current one.

I have been hard at work in the lab creating...BEER. Yes, you read that correctly, I am now a home brewer, with the equipment to make up to 20 gallons of the elixir of life at a time. The first 5 gallons, yesterday finished a long and, as I remarked to Drey; "sciency" process. I'm being damned productive if I do say so myself. I do miss reading/writing posts about nonsense though.
Coincidentally, I have been laying pretty low these days as far as getting drunk and finding random girls to wake up next to. There was even one night when I managed to make Ryz proud of me by showing restraint...and incredible rudeness...

<3<3<3's for everyone.

-Mags

Well as long as you all have excuses it's okay.

I actually like Mags' the best. Couldn't have expected him to be doing anything greater with his time.

I love how he calls it "the elixir of life" lol.

Keep up the good work

Beer in my inner circle is known as the spackle of life. It smooths over all the cracks and holes of daily living.

I don't know if you've heard, but I am a fanci lawlyar.

Dats hawt? o_O

omgz fanci lawlyar

u r hawt n stuff

Becoming a classic joke now but related to lawlyars.


A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you were married 10 times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative: He kept telling me how great it was going to be."

"Husband #2 was in Software Services: He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."

"Husband #3 was from Field Services: He said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing: Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband #5 was an Engineer: He understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method."

"Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration: He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."

"Husband #7 was in Marketing: Athough he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it."

"Husband #8 was a psycologist: All he ever did was talk about it."

"Husband #9 was a Gynecologist: All he did was look at it."

"Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector: All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"